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  Q. Where is the first math problem mentioned in the Bible?
A. When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.

Q. Did Eve never have a date with Adam?
A. No, it was an apple.

Q. At what time of day was Adam created?
A. A little before Eve.

Some men were discussing the Bible. They were wondering how many apples Adam and Eve ate in the Garden of Eden.
First man: I think there was only one apple in the Garden.
Second man: I think there were ten apples. Adam 8 and Eve ate 2.
Third man: I think there were sixteen apples. Eve 8 and Adam 8 also.
Fourth man: I think all three of you are wrong. If Eve 8 and Adam 82, that would be a total of 90 apples.
Fifth man: You guys don't know how to add at all. According to history, Eve 81 and Adam 82. That would be a total of 163 apples.
Sixth man: Wait a minute! If Eve 81 and Adam 812, that would make a total of 893 apples.
Seventh man: None of you guys understand the problem in the slightest. According to my figuring, if Eve 814 Adam and Adam 8124 Eve, that would be a total of 8,938 apples in the garden.
At that point all of the men gave up.

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages.
"Momma, look what I found," the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?" His mother asked.
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered: "I think it's Adam's suit!"

Q: How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?
A: They were really put out.

Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A: It's Christmas, Eve!

Q: Why was Adam a famous runner?
A: Because he was first in the human race.

Q: What do we have that Adam never had?
A: Ancestors.

Q: Why was Adam created first?
A: To give him a chance to say something.

Q: When was the longest day in the Bible?
A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.

Q: Why did God create man before woman?
A: He didn't want any advice.

Q. Where is the first mention of insurance in the Bible?
A. When Adam and Eve needed more coverage.

God: "Whew! I just created a 24 hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth."
Angel: "What are you going to do now?"
God: "I'm tired, let's just call it a day."

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