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Sports and Cars in the Bible Jokes


 
  Q: How do we know that cars are in the New Testament?
A: Because Jesus was a car painter!

Q: Who are the two most famous baseball players in the Bible?
A: Rebekah: walked to the well with a pitcher.
A: Prodigal son: He made a home run.

Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.

Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.

Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Cor. 4:8 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."

 
 




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